Memorable quotes for
Hamlet 2 (2008) More at IMDbPro »

Dana Marschz: Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson.

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Dana Marschz: [to Cat] What the fuck is your problem, man?

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Epiphany Sellars: I still get nervous around ethnics.

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Cricket Feldstein: You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose!

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Dana Marschz: [in commercial] I'm having a herpes outbreak, right now -- but you'd never know it. Thanks, Herpocol!

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Dana Marschz: It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.

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Cricket Feldstein: Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.
Dana Marschz: Uh... yeah.
Cricket Feldstein: Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity.
Dana Marschz: Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet!
Elisabeth Shue: That was a sink.
Dana Marschz: It was?

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